Lemon Meringue Pie & A Pychotherapist

Just wanted to post a little diddy bout' a amazing artist I met in SoHO NY.. Forgot to kiss me outside his lil blues club, but promised he would here in Canada! His wiget is off to the right there, take a listen-Hoping to book the bad boy in some clubs here. Great New stuff James! You ROCk!!! Troubadours is killer! Hope yer well xoxox

WOW FACTOR.. Well there defiantly is the wow factor where you meet someone and it is a instant attraction, Eyes are going; when you talk you touch with your hands. You pick up the 80’s toss of the hair, during conversation you unconsciously lick your lips. All the tacky gestures that are the mating dance! You either find yourself in a one night stand, OMG! My god what did I do. Or the one night stand turns into a two week stay to an ongoing relationship-that will probably end in ten years realizing you have nothing in common. There is the wow factor on the street, see that person. And in a glimpse relizes, you and she could be the one. I have a new wow factor in my life, and it is the man who denies sex, it’s like 50 first dates.50 first dates because he wants to know me; he likes me just as I am and goes home happy, but with blue balls. This wow factor can turn for the worst; it could be you put yourself in the friend factor. Which is not all that bad, however keep i

It is official ladies; all the good ones in Vancouver are gone! What do I mean by good? As I have said countless times, if you are waiting for the knight in shining amour, he died in the 1800’s and raped and pillaged probably before he got to the princess. If you are going to keep at it I suggest you leave your helmet on, because I can guarantee you will bang your head many times! It’s all good; it’s for the learning part of things. I recently had a few spectacular dates with a man-We had dinner, talked to homeless people, and non-homeless people, walked in the misty rain. Held hands. Twinkle eyes and pearly whites. The type of arms that kids adore. Bear hugs.. Furry chest hair, and everything manly, who..Is fresh out of a very long relationship. Damn That is hard, when you see a reflection of everything you want and need- that has the drive and Motivation that you do, but its timing. This man is from chivalrous times, I am from modern times It’s a perfect comfort –almosT The knight of

Grumpy Old Man The Grumpy old man that every one claimed to have known was indeed not grumpy at all. The truth is some people just did not understand his personality or disability. The thing with this grumpy old man I knew, is he would deliberately be grumpy, probably due to frustration of people not understanding him, when he took accountability of his behavior he was quite funny about it. I received a call late one night from a very dis shoveled staff requesting I come into work early; my shift was a graveyard 11 to 9. I asked is there a problem? Her reply was, Mr. Man very out of control tonight, he threw his keys, punched a wall and he is very angry. I said, sure I will come in. I found this very hard to believe. I arrive, I see Mr. Man is not present, I tell the worker she can go. I gently knock on his door and ask. Everything alright tonight? He comes to the door; I can see he is very agitated-he explanation was this: Damn woman, does she not know I fucking have schizophrenia, tu

Well I survived Survivor boot camp, and even Copat which is a correctional officer training coarse, even when the two ladies screamed.."get up maget!" I even build up my running last year to do a 3K 5K and 10K..Now Yoga..one person said...Yoga changed my life! It changed mine two, after two session's I was on the toilet for hours with things coming out of me that I thought never would. I also couldn't move, sit or stand. The first class was great I slept for 1/2 hour before and 1/2 hour after..got through a few exercises and finished. The second one, was in a 110 degree room, I never thought it was possible for me to actually smell that bad, it must of been pretty bad because the guy next to me was making me pass out with his stench, so much I had to move. After 20 mins...I left, felt faint.. The lady at reception said you did not just walk out? they are like drill Sergent's..I said umm.hello yeah. Next time miss just lie down. Well its kinda hard to lie down when

How not to get Killed on a Internet date: Part one: Internet Dates, not to get killed Killed on Internet dates how not Date to get killed, how? Internet? Get Internet, kill Date, Not! A Internet date can kill you Part Two: Bring your own car and pay for your own parking. Do not go in his car. Pay for your own drink and do not offer him a taste, I sugest an Alaskan Bear fucker, most people will not try it. Don't go to a empty bathroom, stairwell or elevator. Don't fuck on the first date. check his stats, research his neighborhood, monitor his hygiene. If he is all dressed up , but has sneaker's on, run! he's probably a drug dealer. Gold chains or hair above his coller, mean's he could be into sex swings and tie ups. If he's artsy and wears all black, he may have a robotic doll in his closet, better yet cute n cuddly he may be into swishy toys. Any pant that produce's a camel toe on a male, is not a wise choice, neither are short's on a cold day, unless yo

If you could choose your life, what would it look like? Is the question at the end of this storey. Midlife crisis for Men: They say that men hit there midlife crisis around age 35 to 40, noticing a grey hair, loss of hair, other traits are stinginess..this is due to the fact they are starting to realize its time to have all the eggs in a row for retirement so forth. "He doesn't buy me flowers anymore"There's the guy that doesn't want to work at his marriage anymore..feels tired, and then start's to worry "Is this it" So they have a fling, or say well I just don't think I'm in love with you anymore. Some men leave, go out and find a younger version of their wife, some go screw around realize hey I don't got it so bad, come back to a array of fighting and mistrust. When really what they should of said in the first place is-I'm bored, and UN excited and I feel old, and you have let yourself go to a fat cow, nagging bitch that is predicta

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The Best Done Letter YeT! So my brown eyed sexy Metro-sexual that lives in a 500 square box in the heart of Vancouver. I have decided that you are one of the 50% men of Vancouver that let life slip by. New to this so called dating field, our first date was fun fabulous and exciting, dinner, and drinks. A walk past midnight in the city…and well you got lucky... I guess it was over right there. Dam should have left it at that! You told me you travelled wide and afar, stated that you actually had to leave the very next day... Swallowed my pride. Packed up my things...and kinda waited to see…what’s next...? Will he text, call...ask how my week was? 4 months later…we decide to meet again…my life went on with family fluxuations… Working hard to be the best”brings home the bacon” parent ever. To my surprise I get a naughty little text… I agree to dinner at your place, relaxation and some much needed safe fun play… During those few hours, you stated you were in town prior and dated…hmmm….um, O

WORKING After a funny quote on Facebook, I was prompted to keep writing..I must be funny or something! My status stated that I was excited I finally received a day off..on my request of coarse, and what should I possibly do..sleep..masterbate..sleep some more..eat greasy food..stay on the couch..and well to not call me. My career can require me to work up to 48hrs none stop, sometimes I don't even live at home-just check in...You know your overworked when running through your quiet house..naked and this seems to be a simple pleasure, or that you go to take a hot shower and realize you got bush..speaking of which the picture is the Original plant called Bush, and comes from Arizona. Mine doesn't.. I love my career and I guess that is why I dedicate so much time to it..quite gratifying..but does have defiantly its ups n downs..only a select few can do the kind of work I do. Id elaborate but that would be a breach of confidentiality. I have other outlets that fill my creative and

Some Pictures that are taken unaware are always the best! Thanks my crazy friend! It was a day of Electric Guitars, Skid Row and railway tracks and walking down the long yellow line...I cant wait to see the shot of me as a B52'Pin-up style caged in the underground city of New Westminster on Front Street-Thanks Imagine Photography! I am excited to work with you more! XoX GVixen

Dating in Vancouver.. Well here we go! I have been single for 2.5 years now, A year to heal and a Year to find Laura again, few very small relationships in between and I gotta tell ya - I must be OLD... lol I joined a few dating sites, and a few single social clubs..fitness stuff for singles..the whole shindig.. I had my perfect list deep set in my mind..and tried to view dating as a not so seeking another person , but seeking myself and bump into a match somewhere down the road. My very first date with a online member..it went great! attractive, cute..until he sent me photos of himself in latex the next day..The 2 nd guy I actually fell for..It was a year of chatting..a dinner and a connection..after a few months I felt it was time he meet my fabulous friends.. He was late..by 3 hours, got to the house..talked on his cell..I told him if it was a bad time-we could do this another time...he was talking to his X wife with his 4 kids that I was unaware of.. Most men on the dating line a

It was 2007-The Year I was in the Basement ... I Went to my normal crap hole laundry mat, this day however it was full, so I went 2 blocks down where I had seen another one. One painted yellow with a huge smiley face on the side of the building. In the last 10 years I have never had to use a laundry matt..now with my financial restrictions it has become part of my weekly routine. I try to see this as an adventure, and time to focus on the space to fold, iron and take care of my cloths as before I would just throw a load in. I treated this new adventure like meditation, even if I saw the odd bug on the floor. I asked the little Chinese man for change, his name is Mike and is about 65 years old, dresses very well and wears a cute little bow tie, on a good day he will wear a traditional golfing hat. I said Hi, you got some change? Big Smile...yous first times here? mi name is Mikie..All the change I wear in my pocket.I makes the music when I walk…haah… You come here

STARBUCKS I don’t really understand how I got addicted to Starbucks, but somehow I did..I really think they put something in the coffee. I go to Starbucks 3 times a day, in the morning, noon and on the way home. I am a local, once I was voted Vancouver’s hottest single in the local paper, Georgia Straight. The staff at Starbucks posted it by the washroom on the pin board. “Meet our local single of the week” Nice by the can…Ghesh says a lot about what they say behind closed doors!!! I took a few date’s there I had met over the internet, and the staff will always give me my coffee free on those occasions. My favorite barista will wait to see if the guy offers to pay, both times my dates did not. I get the look… The next day, I will be sure to hear, Kay seriously he’s firkin out. Loser!! The Starbuck’s I normally go to has the worst parking known to man, I have a little car and will anker my car sideways by the exit, this pisses customers off, there is like a 2 car space for them t

Hi and Welcome to my Blog! So after many shits n giggles from friends associates and family, it was suggested to me to start blogging..who would of knew I'd be so funny in my crazy ShenaniGans in life as we call it! So where does one girl start? What do I think the world wants to hear? The horrific dating tales local and abroad? the tales of everyday life in work friends n more? Or my personal views on just about everything? A Poem, A Tale , A Trouble? Or just about me? Do Tell