How not to get killed on a internet date
How not to get Killed on a Internet date:
Internet Dates, not to get killed
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A Internet date can kill you
Bring your own car and pay for your own parking.
Do not go in his car. Pay for your own drink and do not offer him a taste, I sugest an Alaskan Bear fucker, most people will not try it. Don't go to a empty bathroom, stairwell or elevator. Don't fuck on the first date. check his stats, research his neighborhood, monitor his hygiene. If he is all dressed up , but has sneaker's on, run! he's probably a drug dealer.
Gold chains or hair above his coller, mean's he could be into sex swings and tie ups. If he's artsy and wears all black, he may have a robotic doll in his closet, better yet cute n cuddly he may be into swishy toys. Any pant that produce's a camel toe on a male, is not a wise choice, neither are short's on a cold day, unless you prefer less than adequate-but then you risk the fact of kinkiness and weird. Bring Maze.
If he just cant make that call, and meets you via text message's, be forwarned, YOU are a idiot.
Invited to a concert is kewl, as long as you are going to make friends with the first 10 people around you. Have a back up plan, girlfriend that call's in distress, son's waiting in the parking lot, or tell your neighbour where your going, in fact tell everyone.
Do not show your tit's n ass, according to men in the late 80's this was a sign that you deserved to be raped. Bring your cute ball biting chiwawa, and train it to be highly annoying-like that's not hard to do. Do not tell him where you live, and do not kiss alone in the parking lot at the end of the nite-leave in a public place.
Well that's all I got, this was a request with the title:
How not to get killed on a Internet date.