KEEP YOUR HELMET ON
It is official ladies; all the good ones in Vancouver are gone! What do I mean by good?
As I have said countless times, if you are waiting for the knight in shining amour, he died in the 1800’s and raped and pillaged probably before he got to the princess. If you are going to keep at it I suggest you leave your helmet on, because I can guarantee you will bang your head many times! It’s all good; it’s for the learning part of things.
I recently had a few spectacular dates with a man-We had dinner, talked to homeless people, and non-homeless people, walked in the misty rain. Held hands. Twinkle eyes and pearly whites. The type of arms that kids adore. Bear hugs.. Furry chest hair, and everything manly, who..Is fresh out of a very long relationship. Damn
That is hard, when you see a reflection of everything you want and need- that has the drive and Motivation that you do, but its timing. This man is from chivalrous times, I am from modern times
It’s a perfect comfort –almosT
The knight of 2009/10 comes in many shapes and forms, keep in mind he is still dead and still
Rapes and pillages. It was the way of the times! Today the knight may appear perfect, BMW, Good Family..Generosity..But I ask, who is of the deserving? Can we honestly say that the young women of today are deserving of such a man? The times where you dated for a period of time and then got a ring are long gone!
Today women pick out there ring and if it’s not satisfactory, meaning 20% of your yearly income,Than well, he’s just not the knight is he? Lol
The average Joe mind you-don’t be fooled. He too can be misleading, works hard and treats you like a princess, but what is the price you pay?
Sometimes I truly think I am a man, and I definitely should be wearing a suit and picking up the tab on the 20 years old “want to be me” !drinks, because god dam it I’ve earned it!
For me, it is going to take quite a man-I have professional photos, why? Because I have taken the time to feel beautiful, not for you to google over. When you meet me you will see an average tomboy. And on a good day, sweats and a pigtail, Yup that’s me and I don’t give a damn!
Compliments are hard for me, I’ve worked very hard on being the hard working male/and mother role The fact that I still get ID'ed is priceless! but still-that’s good enough for me.
I would love to do a show called find my knight 60 days. How much fun would that be?
It would be like taming the shrew, I have never tried a wedding dress on-I always thought it may give me a rash- the true thought of a wedding lies deep in my heart, but I am scared to death of the emotional vows and all the mushy stuff that comes with it-It’s a scary world out there-so keep the helmet on.
I met a fabulous lady named Marge-God she was beautiful, she had horn rimmed glasses on. For a moment I thought she was having a moment of lostness, she was only having a cigarette.
Outside a club known as Numbers- as me and my date walked over, we had a chat! She asked how we met, and said we were fabulous, as we were! Little did she know, in a few days afterward I was about to be a train wreck!
I see it will be back to the gym and teeth whitening for me, a preparation of summer- gRR
I haven’t given up, he’s out there-I just won’t play battle of the sexes. I have to say this dating thing with the combination of my blog has definitely boosted my ego, given me depth and also possibilities-
The worst part of everything is I don’t want anything; I don’t even want to try! I feel like I put in my time But yet have these moments of relapse. I guess I should go to Yoga again or try the ten days of silence in Mission BC; cause my brain won’t shut the fuck up! I need a holiday!
I can’t wait to see Mr. Chivalry again, we have a late date at a martini lounge-the wall is up and I am ready for battle! Take those green tempting eyes elsewhere! I will have the most fabulous time.. And bid my goodbye for a time, I have seen this road far too clearly-the worst part he’s magnificent!
My Helmet is On, when you bang your helmet sometimes it is important not to leave a bruise,
And if you do remember it goes away in a few days, now if your helmet becomes magically Gold overnight..well now there’s something, you won the battle!
Last football game I attended, compliments of Mr Big: November 2nd 2007; Notra Dame vs. Navy, Chicago Coach Charlie Weis came out and said, and I quote “Everyone wants to be a part of something special” Navy fired its magnificent blue jay jets across the air in hopes of a fabulous battle, truth was they hadn’t won a game in 22 years, well 2 years ago they did, the game went into triple overtime, the Notra Dame university families cried as they watched the game turn for a worst, to tense to triumph to relapse, and in the end, Notra Dame acknowledged that Navy indeed outdid the battle and they were honored to have played such a fabulous game!
Its all about how we handle our battles...