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How not to get killed on a internet date

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How not to get Killed on a Internet date:

Part one:

Internet Dates, not to get killed
Killed on Internet dates how not
Date to get killed, how? Internet?
Get Internet, kill Date, Not!
A Internet date can kill you

Part Two: Bring your own car and pay for your own parking. Do not go in his car. Pay for your own drink and do not offer him a taste, I sugest an Alaskan Bear fucker, most people will not try it. Don't go to a empty bathroom, stairwell or elevator. Don't fuck on the first date. check his stats, research his neighborhood, monitor his hygiene. If he is all dressed up , but has sneaker's on, run! he's probably a drug dealer. Gold chains or hair above his coller, mean's he could be into sex swings and tie ups. If he's artsy and wears all black, he may have a robotic doll in his closet, better yet cute n cuddly he may be into swishy toys. Any pant that produce's a camel toe on a male, is not a wise choice, neither are short's on a cold day, unless you prefer …