Communication through text messages...

This year seems to be the year of turning points for many of my friends...

One friend is in the world of dating online..another is going through a divorce..coworkers are experiencing life change... So I thought I would share some of the hilarious text messages and chit chat on any given day. Please note, any commentary is joking, and none of us are racist, opinionated to different ethnics or races in general..this commentary would happen in any culture.

The first conversation is of me and a co-worker..we are with two separate clients in the same area in Vancouver, but in different locations..This person is going through a ten year divorce. He is male. He is with a female client and I am with a male client.

CoWorker

Gvixen" Hows your date going?"

John: Sokay..Shes calm

John:She is happier with me because you are soooo..Boring

Gvixen: Whatever!

John: Jking, BTW two 2 very stylish homosexuals just walked by

Gvixen; Whatever! I know I'm fabulous,

Gvixen: you are so gay-closet boy

Jhon: they are so cute, holding hands

GVixen: You are just missing being coupled, Or... yer gay

John: U Are

Gvixen: I was, as in pretense..didn't enjoy the magic carpet ride..lol

John:Yeah, they are adorable

Gvixen: All couples are adorable, when your alone and sad:(or you are just realizing you are gay,.lol

John: I'm actually the antithesis of gay. With the possible minuscule excepting of black dudes. 0.000136% 0f me indiscriminate by large black penises.LOL

Gvixen.OMG..lol

Gvixen:I think I need to introduce you to my exceptionally hot gay friend.

John: ahhh, alast I was joking..

Gvixen: OMG, I found a book on "how to go shopping for the right man" what the hell will they think of next.

John: Poor U

Gvixen : Fuck off,

John: JOKING holly

Gvixen: Remember who you work for..lol

So from this conversation, you can see my day is quite amusing at times..

We will now move onto my friend who is fabulous, but has no clue when it comes to choosing men on the Internet-hence I just don't go on there..lol, I would have to say she is completely in the dark, and somewhat to wounded to think sometimes.

Jane: So I'm finally going to meet the Indian.. Friday night.

Gvixen: ok..lol

This is a man whom she has been talking with for quite sometime, he has promised her 20K to clean up her debt and a place to stay free of rent to get ahead in her debt load. She has not seen a picture, but he has sent her pictures of property he apparently is going to buy.

Gvixen: You coming to the BBQ, when will you know

Jane: 4pm: well we are supposed to meet now, but hes still at work he says.

Gvixen: 8pm-well?

Jane: I think hes fucking me around, says hes still at work.

Gvixen: Or Rogers Video, lol..or driving cab

Jane: yeah hes not returning my messages, I think hes full of shit

Gvixen: you know when buying property, its usually a joint thing, with the other 50 relatives,

come to my area, I live in New Delhi..lol

Jane: 11pm Wasted my whole evening..fuck

Gvixen: yer welcome to come watch a movie

Jane: just got stood up by a ugly Paki, I'm not going anywhere, and that other loser is on POF

Given: why do you need to date anyway?

Jane: cause I'm alone, and sad

Gvixen: If you cant like to be alone, than you shouldn't date. come over

Jane: no I'm sick of this shit, just going to clean my house.

Gvixen: I am here-You will be ok.

One of my best friend, we debate on religious views all the time..He has been through hell and back, divorce..AA, NA..single dad..Career change..Now he is very happy and life is good..even if he did get summoned with a restraining order on his X fiance..lol We battle about religion, he is like those religious people who can heal the deaf or something..I am a Buddhist (half heartily) I believe we make our own paths in life) and that nature is our foundation.. I believe that all past biblical or otherwise give us great lessons to learn..Mike on the other hand..has a verse for every solution...ugh..

Mike: How are you doing?

Gvixen: Meh?..Blahhh

Mike: oh G, you are a strong women, I don't know how you do it

Gvixen: yeah yeah..everyone says that

Mike: I have many a great guides that will help you read: psalms :320

Gvixen: oh stuff it, I'm not reading anything-I wanted your opinion as my friend

Mike: then he adds a website for the major bible thumpers..

This takes up about 6 text messages..ghessh

My best gay friend

Bill: hey do you have the shits from that party?

Gvixen: lol..yeah kinda

Bill: It was the clamato juice, I think it was bad

Bill: I have been gagging all night and morning

Gvixen: Yeah was not into the crowds..sorry I left early and had to drop you off

Bill: I think the Tom guy is cute

Gvixen: yeah he may be gay, never works out with women I know that, I was set up on the worst blind date ever with that guy, good possibility he may be gay. He is very cute.

Bill: I will call you Tuesday about the extra work, you down

Given: For sure shasdisal

Bill: Did you notice I had some work done?

Gvixen, I thought you looked really good-omg really, yer so young

Bill: yeah but my lips are soooo kissable

Gvixen: you are kissable, not your lips

Bill: whatever:) Thanks Babe

My girlfriend Again

Jane: Friday 11pm I have a date on a hobby cat tomorrow:)

Jane:Saturday 3pm: my date sucks

Gvixen: why

Jane: He's Fat

Gvixen: Fat and in a wetsuit...yum

Jane: OMG,,I need to get out of this date

Jane: main sail wouldn't go up, so thing weighted a ton, had to bring the thing in..then he wanted to go for Mexican food and dancing-yuck

Gvixen: The visuals are stupendous..LOL

Gvixen: come to the BBQ

Jane: Ok well I went to surrey, got lost, cried in my car, your cell was dead!!! and am going home

Morning: Gvixen: OMG Im soo sorry, if it makes you feel any better I got the shits from bad clamato juice..lol

Jane: yeah and I got text messages from the X at 3am

Gvixen: ohh

Jane: asking me if I fucked so and so

Gvixen: oh boy..just delete him..move on.

Trainer

Betty: So did you get your ass out and train?

Gvixen:..umm..so how are ya..lol

Betty: I sense denial, or selective hearing

Gvixen: Great, I am good and you..lol

Betty: Kay I will be in the area morning this week, if I show up

I better not see you in your robe having coffee.

Gvixen: fuck off

Betty: Excuse me??

Gvixen:Omg Im a fucking wafer Betty...Ill do it..its early in the morning.

Betty: it 11am???

Betty? You asked me, remember..I do the bootcamp at 6am, I will be by by 730am

all you have to do is get up, ok.:)

Gvixen: Fine, Please fuck off.

Betty: Only cause I love you.

Gvixen: Goodbye!

Betty: get up

Gvixen: today is not Monday

Betty: fine-tomorrow:)

Gvixen: go suck ass

Betty: :0 how dare you!

Gvixen: I am sleeeeeping

Marc: Howz it going?

Gvixen: Fuck off

Marc: ?

Coarse I thought I was still texting to someone else..lol

Travel agent based out of Toronto:

Kevin: So I put the word in for Travel writer..

Gvixen: Kewl, Prices

Kevin: Well I don't think the world trip is beneficial for you, that's for sure

Gvixen: So did you view the places and research?

Kevin: yeah I especially like Rameswaram, looks peaceful.

Kevin: I am thinking Europe, India and Peru/Brazil..I really think you should cut Bali all together.

I mean, you can stay at Rameswaram and then you will have the research lab in Peru..It just gets complicated with the flights from India to Bali. Yer looking at 3k, April 2012-3 months, any more than that-you will be exhausted.I sent you the full itinerary.

Kevin: Thought about it, you can wire monthly till then:)

Gvixen; ok, I just have to look it over and twik it..did you include my running expenses here?

Kevin: no, you have to send me the spread..its workable thou.

Kevin: really think you should consider my place in Bondi beach Australia, family will look after you...

Gvixen: No

Kevin: Ok?

Kevin: Look I don't think you should bite off more than you can handle here, but I think you will like the spread I did, it gives 2 to 3 weeks in each.

Gvixen: Everyone one in Van goes there, I am learning languages for a reason kevin.

kevin: well we have 8 months to twik it-get to work. Call ya 6pm, BC time.

kevin: want me to keep sending stuff

Gvixen: of coarse.

Its good...I love it..Keep communication going people:)

This Sunday I work/stat/time in a half..need I say More...

Singing off

GVixen