Lemon Meringue Pie & A Pychotherapist

A great Monk once told me, when  a person can truly understand death, they will understand Life..they will die with no pain, no suffering. This apparently means bliss. Recently I have seen death, the actual procedures the body goes threw when the body shuts down, I am still understanding this. Sunshine Cleaners-watch it So I clean it. I take pride in the task, and  I have to admit today was a little shocking to view at first. It is always quite interesting when the person in charge says, "here is the key, and gives a description of the maze in the building that I am apparently supposed to find. Clean the mess and voila, nothing happened. But it did. There is that awkward moment when a looker passes and sees you. In a suit, with a mask, possibly caution tape.What are you? Do we have bed bugs? Hey are you the cops?."Hi,  Spring Cleaning, nothing to see" I was stopped in 7/11 today by two guards, "Trauma? you?" "That is one tough gig" I felt very...

Over the last few years I have subleased, my spare room over the summer. I am not easy to live with I will say that from the start. I can be needy and demanding, I can be uncommunicative and unavailable. I have habits like every one else. I thought I would put that out there, because quite frankly I cannot contain the humor in 3 roommates I have had, that drove me crazy. Keep in mind I love them all,except Katy. I am still very close to them, and it would be wise that we not live together again unless it was a much larger space. I will start with crazy Katy (fake name of coarse) Katy forgot to tell me she was Bi-Polar and just happened to forget to take her medication for the duration of her stay. Katy paid her rent, quite often picked up groceries and surprised me with dinner, was very clean, seemed to love my cat and dog. I never went into her space, because  ..its private. Sometimes she would be gone for days. I found this odd. One day, I decided to peek in her door, I w...

. I always told my kids they could do anything in life. My kids both went back to school and did very well. Both have trades. As a young parent my communication was always very clear. We were considered poor, however my kids had all the game systems a kid could want from their grandad, designer cloths, a nice home, tons of food, friends and were well liked most of the time. My kids hit a hard faze from 15-18.. Both boys had run In's with drugs. My eldest was a pot head, had some experiments with chemicals, went missing (this almost killed me) came home quivering on the horrible experiment. At 19 , he told me he did pot and I just had to get the fuck over it. I never really did, but I tried to be as open as I could with it. I mean he worked everyday, paid rent and went to part time school. My young son just did it all at once, and this landed him in the hospital for 6 weeks. He came out a different kid, a good one. but as Kid Kudo sings" You don't know about the n...

"Must Love Dogs"  I often look at men who have viewed my profile..I find it incredibly funny when a man has a picture of himself with his Chihuahua dog up to his face. I do not find this attractive. However I do love my dog and have one picture of her, by herself in all her glory.  I never thought in all my life I would read about men, who do not want kids, pets, dogs..or even cats. However they are out there. I was always raised with pets, and I think kids who are raised with pets learn quickly about responsibility and values. Did you know as a homeowner you are not allowed to put : NO PETS Pet lovers of Vancouver call this discrimination to animals, and I fully agree. Home owners are allowed to charge a fee however.  I have some other views on dogs specifically, because Vancouver seems to be increasingly growing with the idea of boutique pets. Dogie Wear: I get comments all the time about how ridiculous it is that our pets wear clothing. Well he...

Fun Filled weekend I gotta say! First Week Of June For most of the weekend, I pulled 16 hour shifts.  Does Everyone know its spring time? LOL The weekend, I was a soul mate, douche bag and also a kunt with a K. Physically attempting this dating game is somewhat of a mind fuck. I am quite enjoying most of it with my new frame of thought. I will know when its right. right?? I received the most request for dates and text messages I ever have this weekend. I double booked, over booked..fucked up names ..lol hurt one and almost fell hard for another. I put most dates off,  for one in particular, as I had been talking to this person the most, and he was actually coming into Vancouver to see me which I thought was pretty spectacular. First lets take a look at the term Douche Bag: Witipedia:  Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, also a derogatory word developed in the mid 1960's. Interesting, lol I received a few text messa...

                             Free Shipping from Taiwan, and it will look as good as this, promise! So, I decided to do a little trial at UTube and my First time buying something online, I decided clothing. it's the most returnable right? You never know what your going to get when you shop online, so I've never done it, except for the odd Itune song. I remember hearing horror stories about peoples credit cards being hacked, or ordering a computer and its a handheld toy. I can say the same about online dating, you just don't know what you bargained for. If you end up dating the same person, it could even take 6 months to see all the lovely colors of the person you have decided to share your personal space with. I mean it has been for me quite a adventure. Tonight I went to return the box of goodies, and the sales clerk was horrified, "This is what they sent you? someones used boots?" " Omg!"...

"Oh Mr Mailman..come ring my bell...I'll give you the sweetest milk that I've ever selled.." How does one’s describe oneself? In my wise years I find dating....Ugh,  work. There was a time I spend allot of time on my hair, makeup, nails, clothes. I find that with my schedule I am exhausted to go to such extent. So I hope that whomever is with me will be OK with the just me, and not all that other crap all the time. My profile is simply a wanted advertisement, and now that I have actually physically started dating I am bombarded with tons of questions. Am I happy with myself image? I think I am youthful in mind and body and stay somewhat active. I have a fabulous ass, I know this because a friend of mine took a picture, and had it on his cell for a time.I look at my ass and think I have some cellulite on that puppy, apparently, its the shape of it that men like. Me and my one sister RR have it, it doesn't matter if we gain or lose weight, that ass is a...