Conversations Threw Text Messages-Part 2
200AM A person: Im paghila sa aking fucking buhok out!!! In google translater this is filpino language, and it means, Im pulling my hairs out..lol Me: Really? Why? A person: Ikaw ay isang punta!!! This means you are ..lol a punta Clearly this person is upset. Me: So, how are you today? Lol Person: Sorry wrong number 140AM Congradulations your entry in last months drawing won you a free apple ipad! Just enter code 6040 at http:apple.ca and tell us where to ship it. Returned answer: ship it up your fucking ass-its 1am in Canada. Matty:1200PM We are currently not speaking- Matty: Whats red and smells like green paint? Matty: Hmm, still not talking hey Matty well its green paint. Me: lol Matty: How much does a polar bear weigh? Matty : enough to break the ice, J Me: geezz..working Matty: oh good I got a smile Matty: ok, knock knock jokes.. The existentialist answered the door..whose there? Matty: hmm no answer Matt...