Lemon Meringue Pie & A Pychotherapist

Im sexy and I know it by lmafo on Grooveshark Dating is supposed to be fun! Escapades of being single thus far... Well, I cannot say that I have actually gone on a date. I had a amazing date with my two long term girls friends, and I have to say it was better than most dates I have been on in the past-I laughed so hard the next day my face wouldn’t move! We all met in Delta at my one friends house, curled up to watch bridesmaids-now that is a must see movie, even for men-oh my..Laughed so hard! We decided to chat it up with some Buddy's from our home town via text- Course they wanted boob shots..I sent in a stunt double, which made the situation even funnier-then our buddy tells us he hurt his foot in a bad motorcycle accident-and sends a pic, we were expecting a mangled foot, we see his foot-and then realize his slong is hanging out of his boxers...I still laugh to this day. To converse and flirt with male friends that you know are harmless, funny and make...

Ugh...I hate dating.. Fortunately I am involved in enough activity to meet people where I don't have to go to the web, however I did and remembered why I hate online dating. So its been about 3 years since I visited..and the same dam guys are on there..That says something in a nutshell. Am I ready for this.. have no idea. I do know I want to be crazy in love again! I decided to do a simple profile and leave it for a few days, try my luck. I was quite overwhelmed at the response I received. I cannot say it was like picking candy unfortunately...more like deletion of 200 and finding 5 persons that may be eligible to meet. I chose 1. Then you add that to the 5 set-ups from friends and events..and well you got overload. You even up meeting none!! HAHAH Then there is the rumor through the agency you work for that you are single..no one looks at you the same. "You look nice today" What crack did you take JB, I am in my sweatpants li...

Girl U Want by Devo on Grooveshark SWF seeks SM..Looking for a love affair that will last forever. Must enjoy the outdoors, be physically fit, likes sports but will not ignore me if I'm in the room naked.  Non smoker, Non drug user, Social drinker, on occasion. Dating and friendship..possibly more. Likes Travel, enjoys sailing. Can take at least 3 weeks off for vacation a year.  Will share the covers. Do the dishes and cook on occasion. Must not live with his mother, or vast amounts of roommates. Must have vehicle and financially stable. Educated. Preferably more than high school. Coffee Dates are out, so is walking on a beach.. because I do not know you. Preferable you have your own teeth and hair. Casual Sex is out. Must be funny, having a foot fetish is not funny. Neither is wearing a corset in your private time. Being in a separation, still at home with the wife and ki...

This year seems to be the year of turning points for many of my friends... One friend is in the world of dating online..another is going through a divorce..coworkers are experiencing life change... So I thought I would share some of the hilarious text messages and chit chat on any given day. Please note, any commentary is joking, and none of us are racist, opinionated to different ethnics or races in general..this commentary would happen in any culture. The first conversation is of me and a co-worker..we are with two separate clients in the same area in Vancouver, but in different locations..This person is going through a ten year divorce. He is male. He is with a female client and I am with a male client. CoWorker Gvixen" Hows your date going?" John: Sokay..Shes calm John:She is happier with me because you are soooo..Boring Gvixen: Whatever! John: Jking, BTW two 2 very stylish homosexuals just walked by Gvixen; Whatever! I know I'm fabulous, Gvixen: you are s...

Do you ever look back on things you said and realize to your horror you were a total hypocrite? I have been doing allot of reading, including my past blog posts. In one of dating posts, I stated I hated emails and texts..and yet in times of pure fear that's all I do. Hypocritical! I tell one of my friends the best advise of how to deal with fears and work situations, and I cant dish out my own advice for myself. This is always the case! You give amazing advice, but don't follow your own word! I really need to take my own advice on a few things, cause as far as I know, people really value my ear, advice and the value of my company when they are going threw a hard time, I guess this is why my career is helping people. Everything I told myself not to do, I did. I guess that's what happens when you fall in love, you go blind. My Guru friend says that after 6 months of being with someone, you are actually after that just living with images..not really the person. To reco...

The beads that monks, Buddha's, Yogi's.. wear around their neck's and hand's, symbolize 108 beads, a perfect three-digit multiple of three, it's components adding up to nine. A number representing supreme balance, in Eastern cultures. In Western time's, these bead's often represent 108 beads of gratitude. You are to touch each bead and stat what you are thankful for right now, and all good things will happen. Some time ago I went to see, Nithyananda, a Monk/Yogi, (try pronouncing that name.) Nithyananada believed that every thought a person had was a thought of the past, re inventing itself over and over..So all the thought's a person has are of the past, pain, worry stress...heartache were actually hindering your future thought's. In order to have a full life , wonderful life filled with all the wealth, love and nurturing and adventure, you must re-program your way of life, and the way you think. Nithyananda still applied the same princ...

101 Nights... I am not going to disclose how I obtained the hidden name Scheherazade.. A tale of a King who beheaded a 1000 wife's, and then was given Scheherazade. Scheherazade thought of a brillent plan; to keep herself alive, she would tell a tale, and at the end of each night left the tale hanging..to yet the next night..she is known for her 101 tales of mystery, elicit sex and tales of adventure. I use the name, spelled dif ferently in some of my created emails, and use this also as a signature. I feel my life is about to take a grand turn, professionally and romantically.. physically and mentally, and thus I will give you 101 Nights.. I cannot promise the tales of Scheherazade, but I can promise this, I may make you laugh, and ponder some of my absurd opinion's on topics, and my personal take on life in general. So here we are on July 18Th Day one: Recently, I have had some sorrow, the turning point for me in the last little while, was a recognition of where I wish to be ...

I came across a interesting article, that I have recently applied to stress at work and relationships-Indifference. I did not paste the entire article, just a tidbit, to see what comments I would receive, seeing as some of my followers are dealing with the same issues. Sometimes when indifference hits you were it matters you have to take a second look. Indifference can work very well in regards to fighting, to peoples behavior that is inappropriate(like some of my folks I work with) But when it hits you in the heart, it can be almost like abuse. Recently I have met a friend such as this, I have to wonder if the person is actually as smart as I am, or just a Asshole. I have known to be a asshole many times, at least I'm not afraid to admit it. Maybe I am just impatient, I expect my answers to fast, there are 3 different situations in my life, where answers are simply un-met. For a Libra/Virgo, this might as well be like finding one fabulous shoe for a night out and missi...